A great tasting drink for less

Have you ever went to an event and they charge you alotta gaup (R50) for a mojito or cocktail etc well i got the solution for you to make your own mixed vodka
all u need is:

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2litre sprite R15.00

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750mil vincoco vodka R48.00

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Liqui fruit cranberry cooler R21.90

How to mix:
Reduce the bottle of sprite to 1litre then add half the bottle of vincoco about  375ml and the cranberry juice.
Dont shake it just rotate it  clockwise slowly for 1min then wait for 30 seconds then put a lemon for decoration and ice and drink up!

Enjoy :mrgreen:

Talent from limpopo two.

Date 30 March 2017.

It’s a beautiful Wednesday night, we at Joe’s Pub I’m sipping on castle lager and a performance by Mash is taking place right in front of my eyes….”damn if only I had a girl right next to me this would be a perfect setting”

 During his performance  (mash performs this one song which sounds more like a fusion of gospel and R&B Bro me and my crew  went bananas! It was lit literally (lol not with fire but with disco lights 😅)…

and as we turn up one of my clique members pull through with this other thick mami yho yho yho! I almost died.

she was dressed in torn jeans,crop  top, and some trainers 👕👖👟

her face her body PERFECT!  She a 7 outta 10 well done William 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏. 

Okay back to the more important stuff so I took my wine glass went to the Vip section where Mash was located I greeted the brother and his circle after that I requested to interview him also told him about the blog and everything then I was  refared to  his manager.

Man no lie this guy has one of the coolest managers ever.

im the type of person who like people who are understanding and reasonable this brother was all that we even had a good chat about my future ideas for CAVA THE COMBO (Google it).

So the brother allowed me to interview mash after a 30min good long convo read below:

describe what u do? e.g is it only music that you do

You wanna know what I do? Ok look I’m trying to start something as an artist and at the moment it doesn’t have a name yet , it’s maturing into something people haven’t discovered yet.

I’m trying to take Shangaan/Xitsonga music to the world .

I remember when I came to Gauteng  and all I saw was my people (Shangaan ) hiding who they really are “Tsonga” all I saw was people acting like zulu pantsulas some yizo yizo type of stuff!

 So as a human  you adapt and I also adapted to that type of lifestyle and when I went back home I finessed on everybody by acting like a city boy and talking that zulu vernec. 

But with time I had to just embrace myself so what I’m doing is very necessary mash is my name, it’s my surname that’s my father…and everything you hear here its all me , self engineered, written, composed, produced, sung.

I’m an all in one package. I don’t need anybodies input I feel God speaks to me directly same thing with situations I connect with them directly.

where you from? 

RIP to my pop’s it’s been 3years since we lost him, he was a teacher both  parents  but my mom is still around so for them to be accepting of the  craft I’m doing it was hard because as a teacher you can’t be out there wanting other people’s children to be stable in life e.g  be a Dr, nurse etc but your child is none of those things you must lead by example.

For me it’s not about admiring or looking up to R Kelly it’s a calling…and one thing I know when I say goodbye to this earth and transcend to heaven people will remember me for bringing something different something unique.

what are your future plans? 
To die  a legend. (Let’s take a 30sec moment of silence to honour that )

It’s to show everyone from my background “village” that where you come from doesn’t necessarily define you as long as you understand what you want together with  your  purpose.

how I’m doing this?  I already started a movement called “classy village kings and Queens” (check your Facebook). 

So all I’m saying is everybody is classy it’s a mental state not material things.

I think from what I’ve accomplished thus far you can rate me higher than most.

I feel I’m living my dream right now as we speak as long as they understand that it’s possible they must celebrate that. 

Also I’ve been thinking about acting  and venturing into reality TV I wanna show you we not just polygan we Tsongas are very talented 

how good is your fanbase? 
What I know Is a good following does exist for me because if  we talking Tsonga music I’m part of the top five dead or alive greatest! !

 Also I won an award by munghanalonene fm  for best R&B/HIP HOP 2013  this is one of the reasons that define kuri people understand what I’m doing  there’s only one mash and they’ll be never be another.

my music is about  lessons I’m trying to teach.

 If you wanna feel loved ill teach you love, heart broke I’ll comfort you and if it’s church you wanna go ill take you there! I don’t have a genre I do whatever at God’s request💪💪💪💪💪

for any one who doesn’t trust their dream   e.g if I want to be a presenter or an musician or actor let me say part of the entertainment biz but doubt themselves what advise u have for them? 

People will always talk,  people will bring you down and  laugh at you.

You need to be patient and let God don’t rush this no matter how talented you are, rush it you will bump into the wrong people and hit the ground so hard it’ll be hard to get back up. 

Believe in yourself and your craft 

believe 

believe 

believe 

believe 

!

IG  @mashsarila

R130/$10  routine for when she comes to your spot for the first time 

kay gents let’s get back to the drawing board it’s coaching time.

Do u wanna spoil your lady at a very low budget?  have the greatest intimate session ever ? especially if she’s coming to your place for the first time?  fear not I got you I compiled a routune which have succeeded for me more than 3times with 3 different girls 

*NB before we get into the routine I’d like to advice u not to over use the routine , you can maybe use it once every 3months or repeat it but on different girls okay?  good.

Now all you’ll need for your budget is R130 somewhere around $10  .

then u have to set up your area, clean your place especially the bedroom then get flowers from your garden or if u afford u can just  buy…we trying to save here so it’s best you pick them from the garden *NB these flowers might have ants or allegic scents  so please PLEASE! clean THEM using  soup then spray them with a proper perfume especially the ones for females 

#bad experience#

 the first time I did this 

I did not clean the flowers luckily before we chilled on the bed she noticed the ants then I had to change sheets, so be careful!

okay now go to a shopping centre 

>get hot wings snack at chicken licken last time I checked it was R19.90  and make sure u buy the peri peri spices for R1 because you’ll need it you’ll understand later why. 

>get a 750ml bottle of Four Cousins  (Natural Sweet Red) R36

>get a tub of yoghurt (clover Bliss”double cream yoghurt” flavoured strawberries and cream ) 

>and the females perfume ones that smell like flowers or nature even an air fresher will do but make sure it doesn’t smell too much 

>johnsons baby oil 

I think we done.

get to the place while u wait set up everything then comes the playlist 

play some Ed Sheeran any LP would be nice but I prefare devide

play from track one to the last track 

and when she arrives  it’ll just compliment the mood

 trust me I know this !

Let her sit on the bed she probably a bit tired so massage her feet while yall conversate about how her day was and so on reason why you do this? your trying to make her feel relaxed she must feel at home and her nerves must be calm.

Give her a glass of wine those hot wings with peri peri and a tub of yoghurt 

well you can also just do wine and wings but I’d advice you to mix it’s cooler that way 

let her eat a wing if it’s too hot she’ll down it down with a scoop of yoghurt mmmmh😋 it tastes great let her eat those 5wings while she reduce the heat with strawberries and cream yoghurt until she finishes by that time ul be almost done  with the massage 

then give her a glass of wine just a glass 

that’s when you change playlist to DVSN 

this guy knows how to set the mood straight

 now your getting closer to the sex 

start a conversation about you guys first e.g

“how was your first bf like? 

how was your first kiss like?

the first time he held you by the hand and walked with u how did you feel? you know?” well I know.

then by the time she might need a second glass pour for her and you don’t let her drink alone 

you hit her with the last question 

how was your first time having sex like ?

now with the other questions keep it short but with this one go deeper it’ll open ways for you to be able to tap be gentle though 

if she’s still a virgin don’t worry your at an advantage because virgin girls want it to be special and from what you’ve already done it’s a special day for her….

as yall talking move closer and try to get the perfect timing to kiss her while she’s still explaining if it doesn’t allow don’t force it.

After kissing her ask her this 

“what do you think of us experiencing sex for the first time here at my place  ?”

there its up to her because with all the progress you made she’s likely to let you in 

don’t force it  if she refuse be gentle at least she’ll know u care and tomorrow is another day you gained points Bro! 

here on out everything is a success so you continue kissing then take the  tub put the amount of a tea spoon on her forehead both nipples and her belly button u kiss those areas until you reach between her thighs now there that’s where you gonna have to work with your tongue make sure the weekend trilogy is playing in the background.

From here on out its up to you how you guys proceed (make sure the magic happens )

then  after the magic happened

play some ed shereen again to ease the mood

I advice you guys to take a bath/shower together then get cozy and tell her how beautiful she is and serenade her like kid cudi.  

no doubt she’ll keep coming back 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

summary of all the stuff you’ll need 

yoghurt 

hot wings 

wine 

baby oil 

perfume 

flowers 

the weekend 

Dvsn

Ed Sheeran

give me feedback on how it went ?enjoy 😉

a collection to ease your Monday blues

hy everybody how are you doing today?  its been a while since we’ve been posting hey?  well cheer up were back for good now 2017 we sharing as much content as possible , so there’s something to smile about on a blue Monday.

what is our subject today well its the  latest  playlist of my most played music on my device please don’t sleep on these artists my request is for you to stop listening to too much radio music and just stay online surfing these artists I mean that’s how I got to discover most of these artist *NB

starting of the tables 

Champagne69 

 

this a hip hop duo all the way from the rainbow nation ( RSA )…they’ve been outchea pushing their stuff for quite a while now they got cameos on that Sawce music video by Frank casino ft Priddy Ugly  YouTube it fam , pratrickXXLee featured them on his singles Punk shit and Wrong one (music video is hella lit by the way ) and now they dropped champain Bro this joint is hella even BELAIRE the champagne brand had to recognise and from my sources I hear they dropping the music video soon so look out for that.

DALA FAM

one of my favourite Tsonga entertainers I ain’t gonna say rapper because homie is also a producer and host events and manages them too….but yeah this brother is definitely a definition of PUSHING I’ve been bumping his stuff lowkey and I have to say mxm whatever is coming his way which is success of course he deserves all of it this brother has been hustling yho….He has been on radio stations promoting events for a while now, he even got to perform his version of hell nah with the man himself NASTY C now tell me if that’s not a booster for your CV?? more like 5points out of 10…

homie is also shooting a music video so lookout for that .

ESPACIO Dios

probably my favourite south African vocalist. ..His EP of course Backseat Galaxy which most of yall are sleeping on is Booming it’s too wavy, too delicious,  to nice and too much just go to your iTunes or Play store and search for it,just know I told you so.

my views on the homie ?uhm I’d say his a fusion of Frank ocean,The weekend and 6lack but nah i don’t wanna give you high expectations Wena all you have to do is Google the kid.

CAVA THE COMBO 

ah my group. …They already dropped an EP with 5 tracks lol you should listen to the outro it’s too brazy. Well this is another Duo but they too wavy because music is not the only focus for them they do designs, artworks, clothing directing and photography well these are a summary of some of  the cool stuff they do . But they still on the come up trying to coqouer the streets of Gaunteng and South Africa as a whole for taking over the world look just go online and look for them .

No disappointments here.

GATOR

  

I wonder how would this guy feel if I called him a fuckboy who fucks with alotta La flame sound? mmmh but anyway the kid is fresh after I bumped Overseas and Grow Up i had to  recommend him to my friends and yes he did not disappoint cause his shit is way to wavy , trippy man its just too much. I really wonder if we will ever receive music videos for these singles because they are really really good and by the way Champagne69 put me on this kid just go to instagram or sound cloud you’ll find him.

look man there’s plenty of artist to mention 

right now 

from 

belly 

Tsa

Max Jr 

mabee 

but I had to choose my most played bruh Wena just stay online and forget that radio stuff “coz 90% of what they play is” garbage. 

-Ricky rick  

Where ever u sleeping I hope u have a mettresss

It’s a beautiful Monday isn’t it? if you don’t agree I guess the blues got you but don’t worry we also got you.

For anyone who doesn’t know the meaning of sleeping is let me elaborate 

sleeping

To ignore, overlook, or to forget something. Used as a verb, to sleep on something. Overlooking something that is deemed good or tight.

“Yall can sleep on the Steelers. They finna take it all this year.” honestly as I typed this i was sleeping on alotta stuff e.g these afrikaans/Mexican/Chinese artists and some topics like religion and politics Ey we all have prefarence don’t blame me.
but I got a few artist and brands I feel yall won’t have to sleep on for long. 
Sángo 

this is a producer from the USA and damn bruh he already has more than 5 projects under his discography honestly this cat I put him in the  top 10 of best producers  

You  know who put me on? Mr 1802.
Mr 1802



speaking of which Mr 1802 made the list again why? cause i appreciate art so much. I remember when I got to interview him the first time from right then we started linking up I don’t know might even hire this kid to photograph my launch and my upcoming party in july/August ….I’m sure homie has matured and  his photographer is just on a next level now and probably got paid a lot too . All the best to you Mr 1802.

KID NINO 



I once had that mentality of not messing with stuff from around my home town from music to anything u can think of but ever since I started my brand mindset had to change we need to support one another to build an empire together e.g Indians and Asians look at the way they do business you’ll understand.

now this is a clothing brand I forgot the owner but I’m guessing he calls him self NINO it’s a brand from RSA/limpopo and honestly I like the way they market their stuff but I still don’t understand their vision honestly i don’t I feel I still need to be briefed anyway who ever is associated with the brand if yall reading this I wanna buy a crew neck  from yall.

Lincoln Long



man these guys keep repeating….but Bro respect this dude homie Is multi talented I wouldn’t even doubt if they told me his a fire fighter now.

well so far what I’ve seen him do;

producing 

event management 

lol even once called himself that_cameraGuy at the time he was doing a lot of photography 

blogging 

braaing

dj

dress

design 

his also  a fan of Castle lager.

but I don’t know man lately homie been hiding under a cave I feel his about to suprise us homie might pull a Kanye or Drizzy on us where he comes back in that depressed look coz he might be working non stop and forget to clean himself.

All the best Lincoln.
Mabee

my brother from next door. homie raised me no lie this dude is on his production streek yho….He probably has more than 2000 projects in his laptop and he be telling me they’ll all get released that’s why I keep telling everybody the future is too bright it’ll all get better just wait on it just don’t sleep to much 

SNIPER 

I been telling yall I need these kids around me man why? they so aware of the latest trends and are very influential now sniper is from limpopo/elim/Waterval  he already has 3k likes on Facebook he even performed at the makhado show grounds what does he do?  I feel his more of a trapper than a rapper no lie I make music cause I saw the possibilities from this kid and his still in high school Bro ….age is just a number.

PROJEKT X



I’m not  really sure who host these events but I know Reeyah. well similar to project X the movie …at projekt x it also gets way too lit the mamie game is too much and the trapping too yall should visit next event is coming on 15th of April watch out its the most lit encounter 

i suggest you follow this Instagrammer.

meet Matimu Sithole a random person i know who has a good vision for photography this i say because of his instagram account, the images he captures using a phone are amazing when ever i look at most of them these words come to my mind “the day this dude gets his hands on a canon or Nikon his gonna murder most of these photographers”. This post was suppose to be an interview but when i texted him this question…

What is your inspiration for the images you capture together with your captions? his response was…

Not everyone understands, elders of the older generation to be precise “how can taking pictures be a hobby?” They ask… “How much do you charge for one?”. Well It’s not quite surprising, growing and being fed of the impression ;I don’t think anyone then once shot pictures only to take advantage of the good eye they posses and for the fun of it.

I started in 2013. At first I took ‘random shoots’ , but as I did I found my self falling inlove and the deeper I got.. compliments piled up. Being called “Photogenics”, my friend @nxalati8 asked if I knew or have ever heard of anything about instagram. I remember my response included me having seen pictures shared by @_joewe_on Facebook but by then I used a phone’s software which wasn’t compatible, until I got my hands on android 4.1 jelly bean.
instagram became a platform for wider exploring. Having to see other people’s work, admiring, hoping to bring forth better.. and gather more knowledge on the spicing up “colours” (filters). Owk, soooo each image captured is entitled and aspires it’s story to be heard,, to be told. It takes only a look, into mostly who you are cause if you the one destined to sieze the perfect shot then the story is yours to tell. Long for it’s perfect aspiration to inspire you, The Image is yours.

“I’m still learning!” you wrote he Ntwanano, It’s simple but yet very powerful … Yes we are still learning, we always will and only then can we be walking motivations.

at that very moment just after reading this response i knew that this guy is passionate and the words “the day this dude gets his hands on a canon or Nikon his gonna murder most of these photographers” were true. That one question and answer was all i needed.

have a look at some of his  posts
also follow him @denier_m

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Just Read.

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I would like to share what I find rather useful in today’s society. The concept of reading. You probably have read and heard what I’m about to say a jillion times before but just allow me say it anyway.

Growing up, my Dad was an English teacher. I believe you already know what that meant for us, his kids. Yes, it meant we had to be overly conscious about our grammar, language and communication. He was one huge enemy of ignorance I had ever come to know. Whenever I had language assignments (whether Afrikaans, English and xiTsonga, cos those were my high school languages) I’d just hide them or probably write the morning it was due merely because I didn’t want any lectures from him. and honestly looking back now, I’m like “who in the world was I fooling really?”. From a very young age I had always been fascinated by words, literally so. How specific words originated, their rather prominent definition and of course how they were utilised, phrases and all that made up a language, if that makes any possible sense, but yea.

Anyhoo, the point I would so much like to make and hope it sticks up in your head is READING IS CRUCIAL in every possible aspect. As cliché as that sounds. Learn to read every single day. You don’t necessarily have to read a novel but it’s advisable to read and write as much as you possibly can. From random article, analyse arrangement of words, use of phrases and idioms. There’s a ton of ways how reading can change your mind, perspectives and stance on some supreme situation and circumstance in your life. Read for fun, make it a hobby. Better your communication skills, vocabulary and be knowledgeable. Be a useful tool to society.

Considering how much inclined we are with social media and everything developing around us, I do not believe there’s any excuse you can have for not reading cos there are links everywhere about random news, articles on beauty, health, relationships, social life, and generally life itself.

So, now, what excuse for not reading today do you have, huh?

Refuse to be ignorant.

When restaurants like KFC and MacDonald’s introduced free WiFi in South Africa for kids like me who dont have a rooter and are always on apps like tumblr, apps that consume a lot of data it helped out alot. I’m from a township in Limpopo restaurants that had free WiFi were about 24 km away this meant i had to travel then buy a meal that cost About R100 or more and if you think about it to spend that much amount including transport costs just to use free WiFi it’s an absolutely ridiculous idea. I then relocated to Gauteng after my senior year(matric) and here when I’m in the city either it be Pretoria or Johannesburg free WiFi is abundant just that most of them are daily limited to 250mb or less this means if i want to access unlimited WiFi  i have to go to restaurants like Piatto, these restaurants don’t come cheap so if i have no money(which is most of the time)  i usually stand outside or within range of the WiFi signal but nonetheless unlimited or limited at least i get to feed my brain with new information daily for free also this post your reading it was shared via free WiFi from KFC…i spent R7.90 on ice cream though so i guess in a sense it was not free.