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World welcome the CTC (cava the combo) episodes hosted by Joewe , Tervin and Thabo. What is the episodes about? Well they touch on current affairs from fashion,music,art,social issues etc basically its “new age history” also with the upcoming episodes they’ll feature guests to make it more interesting. Now with the first episode they decided to unmaster it reason being to allow you to hear raw content trust me all this was done intentionally the world needs unique stuff/out of the box content isn’t it? well this is it! It’s here just give it time it’ll grow, all you have to do is kick back take 41mins of your time, sip coffee and have a listen.
Date 30 March 2017.
It’s a beautiful Wednesday night, we at Joe’s Pub I’m sipping on castle lager and a performance by Mash is taking place right in front of my eyes….”damn if only I had a girl right next to me this would be a perfect setting”
During his performance (mash performs this one song which sounds more like a fusion of gospel and R&B Bro me and my crew went bananas! It was lit literally (lol not with fire but with disco lights 😅)…
and as we turn up one of my clique members pull through with this other thick mami yho yho yho! I almost died.
she was dressed in torn jeans,crop top, and some trainers 👕👖👟
her face her body PERFECT! She a 7 outta 10 well done William 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏.
Okay back to the more important stuff so I took my wine glass went to the Vip section where Mash was located I greeted the brother and his circle after that I requested to interview him also told him about the blog and everything then I was refared to his manager.
Man no lie this guy has one of the coolest managers ever.
im the type of person who like people who are understanding and reasonable this brother was all that we even had a good chat about my future ideas for CAVA THE COMBO (Google it).
So the brother allowed me to interview mash after a 30min good long convo read below:
describe what u do? e.g is it only music that you do
You wanna know what I do? Ok look I’m trying to start something as an artist and at the moment it doesn’t have a name yet , it’s maturing into something people haven’t discovered yet.
I’m trying to take Shangaan/Xitsonga music to the world .
I remember when I came to Gauteng and all I saw was my people (Shangaan ) hiding who they really are “Tsonga” all I saw was people acting like zulu pantsulas some yizo yizo type of stuff!
So as a human you adapt and I also adapted to that type of lifestyle and when I went back home I finessed on everybody by acting like a city boy and talking that zulu vernec.
But with time I had to just embrace myself so what I’m doing is very necessary mash is my name, it’s my surname that’s my father…and everything you hear here its all me , self engineered, written, composed, produced, sung.
I’m an all in one package. I don’t need anybodies input I feel God speaks to me directly same thing with situations I connect with them directly.
where you from?
RIP to my pop’s it’s been 3years since we lost him, he was a teacher both parents but my mom is still around so for them to be accepting of the craft I’m doing it was hard because as a teacher you can’t be out there wanting other people’s children to be stable in life e.g be a Dr, nurse etc but your child is none of those things you must lead by example.
For me it’s not about admiring or looking up to R Kelly it’s a calling…and one thing I know when I say goodbye to this earth and transcend to heaven people will remember me for bringing something different something unique.
what are your future plans?
To die a legend. (Let’s take a 30sec moment of silence to honour that )
It’s to show everyone from my background “village” that where you come from doesn’t necessarily define you as long as you understand what you want together with your purpose.
how I’m doing this? I already started a movement called “classy village kings and Queens” (check your Facebook).
So all I’m saying is everybody is classy it’s a mental state not material things.
I think from what I’ve accomplished thus far you can rate me higher than most.
I feel I’m living my dream right now as we speak as long as they understand that it’s possible they must celebrate that.
Also I’ve been thinking about acting and venturing into reality TV I wanna show you we not just polygan we Tsongas are very talented
how good is your fanbase?
What I know Is a good following does exist for me because if we talking Tsonga music I’m part of the top five dead or alive greatest! !
Also I won an award by munghanalonene fm for best R&B/HIP HOP 2013 this is one of the reasons that define kuri people understand what I’m doing there’s only one mash and they’ll be never be another.
my music is about lessons I’m trying to teach.
If you wanna feel loved ill teach you love, heart broke I’ll comfort you and if it’s church you wanna go ill take you there! I don’t have a genre I do whatever at God’s request💪💪💪💪💪
for any one who doesn’t trust their dream e.g if I want to be a presenter or an musician or actor let me say part of the entertainment biz but doubt themselves what advise u have for them?
People will always talk, people will bring you down and laugh at you.
You need to be patient and let God don’t rush this no matter how talented you are, rush it you will bump into the wrong people and hit the ground so hard it’ll be hard to get back up.
Believe in yourself and your craft
Remember when I used to write about doing what you love…even if it’s dancing as long as you getting paid ..well I found a guy who does that!
Meet Buti Buti/Majaivane honestly I don’t know his full names But got his instagram handles and Facebook and whatsapp contacts
yho yho yho this guy can dance Bro better than most of the people in your life trust me he has won a lot of competition from moving and shaking !!
Bruh I know for sure if I go with this guy to A club (Europa) just cause of his dancing skills I’ll definitely leave with a female and he don’t talk too much after dancing he just say two words and the honey is his ntwana!!! U playing 🙆🙆🙆🙆
I’m sure his gonna be or already is a choreographer watch out for this boy from waterval, Vhembe district is coming B!
Mfana wa hala EPC waterval hala ko Ellah boet!
contact him here
I’d choose these over most cars⤵
kay gents let’s get back to the drawing board it’s coaching time.
Do u wanna spoil your lady at a very low budget? have the greatest intimate session ever ? especially if she’s coming to your place for the first time? fear not I got you I compiled a routune which have succeeded for me more than 3times with 3 different girls
*NB before we get into the routine I’d like to advice u not to over use the routine , you can maybe use it once every 3months or repeat it but on different girls okay? good.
Now all you’ll need for your budget is R130 somewhere around $10 .
then u have to set up your area, clean your place especially the bedroom then get flowers from your garden or if u afford u can just buy…we trying to save here so it’s best you pick them from the garden *NB these flowers might have ants or allegic scents so please PLEASE! clean THEM using soup then spray them with a proper perfume especially the ones for females
the first time I did this
I did not clean the flowers luckily before we chilled on the bed she noticed the ants then I had to change sheets, so be careful!
okay now go to a shopping centre
>get hot wings snack at chicken licken last time I checked it was R19.90 and make sure u buy the peri peri spices for R1 because you’ll need it you’ll understand later why.
>get a 750ml bottle of Four Cousins (Natural Sweet Red) R36
>get a tub of yoghurt (clover Bliss”double cream yoghurt” flavoured strawberries and cream )
>and the females perfume ones that smell like flowers or nature even an air fresher will do but make sure it doesn’t smell too much
>johnsons baby oil
I think we done.
get to the place while u wait set up everything then comes the playlist
play some Ed Sheeran any LP would be nice but I prefare devide
play from track one to the last track
and when she arrives it’ll just compliment the mood
trust me I know this !
Let her sit on the bed she probably a bit tired so massage her feet while yall conversate about how her day was and so on reason why you do this? your trying to make her feel relaxed she must feel at home and her nerves must be calm.
Give her a glass of wine those hot wings with peri peri and a tub of yoghurt
well you can also just do wine and wings but I’d advice you to mix it’s cooler that way
let her eat a wing if it’s too hot she’ll down it down with a scoop of yoghurt mmmmh😋 it tastes great let her eat those 5wings while she reduce the heat with strawberries and cream yoghurt until she finishes by that time ul be almost done with the massage
then give her a glass of wine just a glass
that’s when you change playlist to DVSN
this guy knows how to set the mood straight
now your getting closer to the sex
start a conversation about you guys first e.g
“how was your first bf like?
how was your first kiss like?
the first time he held you by the hand and walked with u how did you feel? you know?” well I know.
then by the time she might need a second glass pour for her and you don’t let her drink alone
you hit her with the last question
how was your first time having sex like ?
now with the other questions keep it short but with this one go deeper it’ll open ways for you to be able to tap be gentle though
if she’s still a virgin don’t worry your at an advantage because virgin girls want it to be special and from what you’ve already done it’s a special day for her….
as yall talking move closer and try to get the perfect timing to kiss her while she’s still explaining if it doesn’t allow don’t force it.
After kissing her ask her this
“what do you think of us experiencing sex for the first time here at my place ?”
there its up to her because with all the progress you made she’s likely to let you in
don’t force it if she refuse be gentle at least she’ll know u care and tomorrow is another day you gained points Bro!
here on out everything is a success so you continue kissing then take the tub put the amount of a tea spoon on her forehead both nipples and her belly button u kiss those areas until you reach between her thighs now there that’s where you gonna have to work with your tongue make sure the weekend trilogy is playing in the background.
From here on out its up to you how you guys proceed (make sure the magic happens )
then after the magic happened
play some ed shereen again to ease the mood
I advice you guys to take a bath/shower together then get cozy and tell her how beautiful she is and serenade her like kid cudi.
no doubt she’ll keep coming back 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
summary of all the stuff you’ll need
give me feedback on how it went ?enjoy 😉