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R130/$10  routine for when she comes to your spot for the first time 

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kay gents let’s get back to the drawing board it’s coaching time.

Do u wanna spoil your lady at a very low budget?  have the greatest intimate session ever ? especially if she’s coming to your place for the first time?  fear not I got you I compiled a routune which have succeeded for me more than 3times with 3 different girls 

*NB before we get into the routine I’d like to advice u not to over use the routine , you can maybe use it once every 3months or repeat it but on different girls okay?  good.

Now all you’ll need for your budget is R130 somewhere around $10  .

then u have to set up your area, clean your place especially the bedroom then get flowers from your garden or if u afford u can just  buy…we trying to save here so it’s best you pick them from the garden *NB these flowers might have ants or allegic scents  so please PLEASE! clean THEM using  soup then spray them with a proper perfume especially the ones for females 

#bad experience#

 the first time I did this 

I did not clean the flowers luckily before we chilled on the bed she noticed the ants then I had to change sheets, so be careful!

okay now go to a shopping centre 

>get hot wings snack at chicken licken last time I checked it was R19.90  and make sure u buy the peri peri spices for R1 because you’ll need it you’ll understand later why. 

>get a 750ml bottle of Four Cousins  (Natural Sweet Red) R36

>get a tub of yoghurt (clover Bliss”double cream yoghurt” flavoured strawberries and cream ) 

>and the females perfume ones that smell like flowers or nature even an air fresher will do but make sure it doesn’t smell too much 

>johnsons baby oil 

I think we done.

get to the place while u wait set up everything then comes the playlist 

play some Ed Sheeran any LP would be nice but I prefare devide

play from track one to the last track 

and when she arrives  it’ll just compliment the mood

 trust me I know this !

Let her sit on the bed she probably a bit tired so massage her feet while yall conversate about how her day was and so on reason why you do this? your trying to make her feel relaxed she must feel at home and her nerves must be calm.

Give her a glass of wine those hot wings with peri peri and a tub of yoghurt 

well you can also just do wine and wings but I’d advice you to mix it’s cooler that way 

let her eat a wing if it’s too hot she’ll down it down with a scoop of yoghurt mmmmh😋 it tastes great let her eat those 5wings while she reduce the heat with strawberries and cream yoghurt until she finishes by that time ul be almost done  with the massage 

then give her a glass of wine just a glass 

that’s when you change playlist to DVSN 

this guy knows how to set the mood straight

 now your getting closer to the sex 

start a conversation about you guys first e.g

“how was your first bf like? 

how was your first kiss like?

the first time he held you by the hand and walked with u how did you feel? you know?” well I know.

then by the time she might need a second glass pour for her and you don’t let her drink alone 

you hit her with the last question 

how was your first time having sex like ?

now with the other questions keep it short but with this one go deeper it’ll open ways for you to be able to tap be gentle though 

if she’s still a virgin don’t worry your at an advantage because virgin girls want it to be special and from what you’ve already done it’s a special day for her….

as yall talking move closer and try to get the perfect timing to kiss her while she’s still explaining if it doesn’t allow don’t force it.

After kissing her ask her this 

“what do you think of us experiencing sex for the first time here at my place  ?”

there its up to her because with all the progress you made she’s likely to let you in 

don’t force it  if she refuse be gentle at least she’ll know u care and tomorrow is another day you gained points Bro! 

here on out everything is a success so you continue kissing then take the  tub put the amount of a tea spoon on her forehead both nipples and her belly button u kiss those areas until you reach between her thighs now there that’s where you gonna have to work with your tongue make sure the weekend trilogy is playing in the background.

From here on out its up to you how you guys proceed (make sure the magic happens )

then  after the magic happened

play some ed shereen again to ease the mood

I advice you guys to take a bath/shower together then get cozy and tell her how beautiful she is and serenade her like kid cudi.  

no doubt she’ll keep coming back 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

summary of all the stuff you’ll need 

yoghurt 

hot wings 

wine 

baby oil 

perfume 

flowers 

the weekend 

Dvsn

Ed Sheeran

give me feedback on how it went ?enjoy 😉

a collection to ease your Monday blues

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hy everybody how are you doing today?  its been a while since we’ve been posting hey?  well cheer up were back for good now 2017 we sharing as much content as possible , so there’s something to smile about on a blue Monday.

what is our subject today well its the  latest  playlist of my most played music on my device please don’t sleep on these artists my request is for you to stop listening to too much radio music and just stay online surfing these artists I mean that’s how I got to discover most of these artist *NB

starting of the tables 

Champagne69 

 

this a hip hop duo all the way from the rainbow nation ( RSA )…they’ve been outchea pushing their stuff for quite a while now they got cameos on that Sawce music video by Frank casino ft Priddy Ugly  YouTube it fam , pratrickXXLee featured them on his singles Punk shit and Wrong one (music video is hella lit by the way ) and now they dropped champain Bro this joint is hella even BELAIRE the champagne brand had to recognise and from my sources I hear they dropping the music video soon so look out for that.

DALA FAM

one of my favourite Tsonga entertainers I ain’t gonna say rapper because homie is also a producer and host events and manages them too….but yeah this brother is definitely a definition of PUSHING I’ve been bumping his stuff lowkey and I have to say mxm whatever is coming his way which is success of course he deserves all of it this brother has been hustling yho….He has been on radio stations promoting events for a while now, he even got to perform his version of hell nah with the man himself NASTY C now tell me if that’s not a booster for your CV?? more like 5points out of 10…

homie is also shooting a music video so lookout for that .

ESPACIO Dios

probably my favourite south African vocalist. ..His EP of course Backseat Galaxy which most of yall are sleeping on is Booming it’s too wavy, too delicious,  to nice and too much just go to your iTunes or Play store and search for it,just know I told you so.

my views on the homie ?uhm I’d say his a fusion of Frank ocean,The weekend and 6lack but nah i don’t wanna give you high expectations Wena all you have to do is Google the kid.

CAVA THE COMBO 

ah my group. …They already dropped an EP with 5 tracks lol you should listen to the outro it’s too brazy. Well this is another Duo but they too wavy because music is not the only focus for them they do designs, artworks, clothing directing and photography well these are a summary of some of  the cool stuff they do . But they still on the come up trying to coqouer the streets of Gaunteng and South Africa as a whole for taking over the world look just go online and look for them .

No disappointments here.

GATOR

  

I wonder how would this guy feel if I called him a fuckboy who fucks with alotta La flame sound? mmmh but anyway the kid is fresh after I bumped Overseas and Grow Up i had to  recommend him to my friends and yes he did not disappoint cause his shit is way to wavy , trippy man its just too much. I really wonder if we will ever receive music videos for these singles because they are really really good and by the way Champagne69 put me on this kid just go to instagram or sound cloud you’ll find him.

look man there’s plenty of artist to mention 

right now 

from 

belly 

Tsa

Max Jr 

mabee 

but I had to choose my most played bruh Wena just stay online and forget that radio stuff “coz 90% of what they play is” garbage. 

-Ricky rick  

i suggest you follow this Instagrammer.

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meet Matimu Sithole a random person i know who has a good vision for photography this i say because of his instagram account, the images he captures using a phone are amazing when ever i look at most of them these words come to my mind “the day this dude gets his hands on a canon or Nikon his gonna murder most of these photographers”. This post was suppose to be an interview but when i texted him this question…

What is your inspiration for the images you capture together with your captions? his response was…

Not everyone understands, elders of the older generation to be precise “how can taking pictures be a hobby?” They ask… “How much do you charge for one?”. Well It’s not quite surprising, growing and being fed of the impression ;I don’t think anyone then once shot pictures only to take advantage of the good eye they posses and for the fun of it.

I started in 2013. At first I took ‘random shoots’ , but as I did I found my self falling inlove and the deeper I got.. compliments piled up. Being called “Photogenics”, my friend @nxalati8 asked if I knew or have ever heard of anything about instagram. I remember my response included me having seen pictures shared by @_joewe_on Facebook but by then I used a phone’s software which wasn’t compatible, until I got my hands on android 4.1 jelly bean.
instagram became a platform for wider exploring. Having to see other people’s work, admiring, hoping to bring forth better.. and gather more knowledge on the spicing up “colours” (filters). Owk, soooo each image captured is entitled and aspires it’s story to be heard,, to be told. It takes only a look, into mostly who you are cause if you the one destined to sieze the perfect shot then the story is yours to tell. Long for it’s perfect aspiration to inspire you, The Image is yours.

“I’m still learning!” you wrote he Ntwanano, It’s simple but yet very powerful … Yes we are still learning, we always will and only then can we be walking motivations.

at that very moment just after reading this response i knew that this guy is passionate and the words “the day this dude gets his hands on a canon or Nikon his gonna murder most of these photographers” were true. That one question and answer was all i needed.

have a look at some of his  posts
also follow him @denier_m

Places+faces

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Upon my daily surf of the internet i discover alot of stuff that  are a bit eccentric which really impresses me like a few days ago when i got to know of places+faces.

Based on my opinion places+faces it’s a vlog founded in 2013 by Ciesay and Soulz from London who travels around the world videographing and photographing  events,the youth and influencial people included skepta, ian connor, travis scott, asap mob etc its pretty Lit!

Just visit www.placesplusfaces.com or the youtube channel to view what iam talking about.

By @_joewe_

Let me motivate you some more

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You’ve probably read an article similar to this one more than a100 times but there’s this quote that states
“People often say that motivation
doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing that’s why its  recommended daily.”

On this planet we exist in there are so many crafts and none of them are meant for anyone only those who believe and do something about these crafts coquer then end up as if they were born to do them. It all comes back to this quote “no one is entitled to anything”   everything on earth infact in the universe you can do. All these jobs, activities and so called talents that exist  you can do them afterall “they were created by someone who is no smarter than you” steve job said it.i wanted to give you an example by someone famous or well known but i’ll just tell you about myself. I remember when i used to look at @deckstar_od‘s edits back in the day and i would always question myself how did he do it until i got the tools to do it but what amaze’s me is not just the edits but his different way of editting together with the photographs he shoots… so then i taught myself to edit but by the time i got good at it everyone had smartphones with quality mega pixels which meant they can shoot nice photographs and edit with the same tools as me. I then decided to edit differently from everyone and right now from some of my work you can consider me as a creative.

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And guess what?
The very same guy who inspired me requested that i start writting for this blog  because he saw my cool work. So far i photograph, edit images and blog also i know iam not as big or good as i think iam but everytime i write or edit or photograph its a learning curve i keep improving and someone out there is watching. The other day i set down with this other guy who said to me “xin’wani na xin’wani lexi uxi ndlaku hambi i xikolo kumbe u dj or wa cina etc loko kuri switaku hanyisa khomelela ka swona” translated in english whatever good your doing wether its school or you are a dj or dancer etc if you know you can make a living off it hold on to it and invest in it.  My brother and sister you can do anything you want, i know it sounds clichè but  it’s true, there is no person who is entitled to anything we all got the potential all  you need to do is invest your time in it and be open to learning and always know if you share it there will always be someone who’s watching.

By @_joewe_

DiNEPE(IMAGES)

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Meet Kgotso Mdakani a creative based in South Africa/vosloorus who is more of a “VISUALS” guy that believes he “eats images died or alive” this i quote from his bio. I got to know of him through facebook  but the one thing that really caught my attention was his photography so I decided to approach him and lucky for me he was cool enough to take his time and allow me to interview him.
The interview took place on facebook and
Below is how it went;

So tell me
who exactly is Kgotzo Olason M and
how this photography stuff came
about?
(Before answering he first sent his bio)

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DNEPE's bio

Iam a creative being who loves art
with passion. I believe that everyone
has it in them they just need to let
loose and explore whatever may come
to their presents in time. I like to listen
to music, I studied animation for two
years at AFDA and did Television
studies as well as film writing. I have
shot few Documentaries and directed a
few. I am based in vosloorus that’s my
Home . I am 25 years old. I love
conceptualizing Commercials like
crazy.
I have a visual mind, I am a mama’s
boy lol who was looked after by
Grandparents. I like grey, green,white
and Black. I edit video. I was editing U
skroef no sexy , and Hush on etv. I got
a Degree in Motion Picture .
Photography to me is life in imagery,
So I like to believe that i LIVE
THROUGH THEM AND SHARE ANY
CHARACTER I MAY IN-COUNTER IN
THOSE MOMENTS I TURN TO MAKE
MEMORIES “DNEPE”image

Nice I’m guessing this is what you do
for a living right now?

YEAH , I DO A LOT THOU, BUT IT’S
UNDER ONE BIG THING VISUALS.
MOVING VISUALS OR STILL VISUALS,
HENCE MY NAME DNEPE.image

Lol I see you’ve pretty much answered
all questions I had in mind but back
when you were younger (back in high
School) were “VISUALS” a career
choice for you?

Media is been something In my head, I
was not sure where but a lot of people
in class even the teachers thought I’ll
be an actor, or comedian , due to me
being funny in class and always acting
stupid roles in class. One thing I know,
I was always drawing since primary so
at home they thought do visual art for
I was that good.

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so for you it was not about the typical
“becoming an engineer,doctor etc”?

No I was not there, I know alot about
it, but I didn’t choose to be one. “Doctor”
was always in the art

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Haha yeah I get you anyhow besides
art/visuals what are your other
interests?

I dont think I have , it has to be anything
in the art, like music , animation,
composing, writing, editing or shooting,
so I switch around those fields. image

Fashion?

yeah I like that two, still in the art 🙂 image

Well this is my last question… For
someone like me who’s into art and stuff
and who’s still aspiring but not sure if
they want to pursue  because of what
society thinks or they afraid they won’t
make money etc what advice you have
for them?

first of all we all have to make money
but that is not the foundation of what
we love or what we enjoy doing. you
can’t enjoy making money but you can
be addicted to it. I am trying to say Do
what’s best for you and make sure is
something that you love and enjoy
doing . if you haven’t found yourself explore within your fields. you have all
the time to learn and master what you
wanna do then the money will flow in.
but if you choose things according to
people, you will have a problem. As time
goes you will get bored quickly, be
lazy and change it. So the best advice
is to take your time man I know a lot of
things today and I am working with people
who want me to direct tv shows and
make films but I told myself that I need
to master my fields for when I go in I
GO IN! SO THE MORE YOU DO WHAT
YOU LOVE THE SHARPER IT GETS.
“PICK SOMETHING YOU LOVE, OVER
DO IT UNTIL YOU MASTER IT THEN
TELL THE WORLD TO PAY YOU SIMPLE”

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Mmh that makes a whole lot of
sense thank you very much man for
both the interview and advice.

👍
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COOL THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
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Such a cool guy, for more on DNEPE check out these facebook pages;
DNEPE
B&D

Another blogger.

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Today I went to school to write an english paper and out of writting that paper I came out inspired and introduced to Mike Maphoto who is also a blogger and write his blogs from his phone just like I do. He originates from South Africa/Limpopo/Polokwane And works as a lawyer and owns a trucking company. The guy started his online writting by posting opinion articles on facebook and these articles got a lot of followers and sparked debates then in late may 2013 he started a blog called “diary of a zulu girl” about a girl from KwaZulu-Natal who moves to Johannesburg to continue with her studies at a university. After 2 weeks the blog had received about 500 000 views and later he was interviewed by one of the popular radio stations in South Africa where some of the kind callers gave him advice on how to make revenue off the blog. A lot of publishers wanted to sign deals with him but he decided to self-publish the blog. By now he has signed a book deal and has also signed with multiChoice to develop a Tv series based on “diary of a zulu girl“. He also has started other blogs like “Confessions of a SugarBaby” and “Missteps of a young wife” and all this started as a hobbie and now the dude is making money out of it. Honestly this gave me more motive on what were doing with this blog “new age history” and even though we have not once reached our daily target, we are definitely getting somewhere because clearly determination and passion always pays off.

You can check out his blog here;
diaryofazulugirl.co.za