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World welcome the CTC (cava the combo) episodes hosted by Joewe , Tervin and Thabo. What is the episodes about? Well they touch on current affairs from fashion,music,art,social issues etc basically its “new age history” also with the upcoming episodes they’ll feature guests to make it more interesting. Now with the first episode they decided to unmaster it reason being to allow you to hear raw content trust me all this was done intentionally the world needs unique stuff/out of the box content isn’t it? well this is it! It’s here just give it time it’ll grow, all you have to do is kick back take 41mins of your time, sip coffee and have a listen.
Have you ever went to an event and they charge you alotta gaup (R50) for a mojito or cocktail etc well i got the solution for you to make your own mixed vodka
all u need is:
2litre sprite R15.00
750mil vincoco vodka R48.00
Liqui fruit cranberry cooler R21.90
How to mix:
Reduce the bottle of sprite to 1litre then add half the bottle of vincoco about 375ml and the cranberry juice.
Dont shake it just rotate it clockwise slowly for 1min then wait for 30 seconds then put a lemon for decoration and ice and drink up!
Remember when I used to write about doing what you love…even if it’s dancing as long as you getting paid ..well I found a guy who does that!
Meet Buti Buti/Majaivane honestly I don’t know his full names But got his instagram handles and Facebook and whatsapp contacts
yho yho yho this guy can dance Bro better than most of the people in your life trust me he has won a lot of competition from moving and shaking !!
Bruh I know for sure if I go with this guy to A club (Europa) just cause of his dancing skills I’ll definitely leave with a female and he don’t talk too much after dancing he just say two words and the honey is his ntwana!!! U playing 🙆🙆🙆🙆
I’m sure his gonna be or already is a choreographer watch out for this boy from waterval, Vhembe district is coming B!
Mfana wa hala EPC waterval hala ko Ellah boet!
contact him here
I’d choose these over most cars⤵
kay gents let’s get back to the drawing board it’s coaching time.
Do u wanna spoil your lady at a very low budget? have the greatest intimate session ever ? especially if she’s coming to your place for the first time? fear not I got you I compiled a routune which have succeeded for me more than 3times with 3 different girls
*NB before we get into the routine I’d like to advice u not to over use the routine , you can maybe use it once every 3months or repeat it but on different girls okay? good.
Now all you’ll need for your budget is R130 somewhere around $10 .
then u have to set up your area, clean your place especially the bedroom then get flowers from your garden or if u afford u can just buy…we trying to save here so it’s best you pick them from the garden *NB these flowers might have ants or allegic scents so please PLEASE! clean THEM using soup then spray them with a proper perfume especially the ones for females
the first time I did this
I did not clean the flowers luckily before we chilled on the bed she noticed the ants then I had to change sheets, so be careful!
okay now go to a shopping centre
>get hot wings snack at chicken licken last time I checked it was R19.90 and make sure u buy the peri peri spices for R1 because you’ll need it you’ll understand later why.
>get a 750ml bottle of Four Cousins (Natural Sweet Red) R36
>get a tub of yoghurt (clover Bliss”double cream yoghurt” flavoured strawberries and cream )
>and the females perfume ones that smell like flowers or nature even an air fresher will do but make sure it doesn’t smell too much
>johnsons baby oil
I think we done.
get to the place while u wait set up everything then comes the playlist
play some Ed Sheeran any LP would be nice but I prefare devide
play from track one to the last track
and when she arrives it’ll just compliment the mood
trust me I know this !
Let her sit on the bed she probably a bit tired so massage her feet while yall conversate about how her day was and so on reason why you do this? your trying to make her feel relaxed she must feel at home and her nerves must be calm.
Give her a glass of wine those hot wings with peri peri and a tub of yoghurt
well you can also just do wine and wings but I’d advice you to mix it’s cooler that way
let her eat a wing if it’s too hot she’ll down it down with a scoop of yoghurt mmmmh😋 it tastes great let her eat those 5wings while she reduce the heat with strawberries and cream yoghurt until she finishes by that time ul be almost done with the massage
then give her a glass of wine just a glass
that’s when you change playlist to DVSN
this guy knows how to set the mood straight
now your getting closer to the sex
start a conversation about you guys first e.g
“how was your first bf like?
how was your first kiss like?
the first time he held you by the hand and walked with u how did you feel? you know?” well I know.
then by the time she might need a second glass pour for her and you don’t let her drink alone
you hit her with the last question
how was your first time having sex like ?
now with the other questions keep it short but with this one go deeper it’ll open ways for you to be able to tap be gentle though
if she’s still a virgin don’t worry your at an advantage because virgin girls want it to be special and from what you’ve already done it’s a special day for her….
as yall talking move closer and try to get the perfect timing to kiss her while she’s still explaining if it doesn’t allow don’t force it.
After kissing her ask her this
“what do you think of us experiencing sex for the first time here at my place ?”
there its up to her because with all the progress you made she’s likely to let you in
don’t force it if she refuse be gentle at least she’ll know u care and tomorrow is another day you gained points Bro!
here on out everything is a success so you continue kissing then take the tub put the amount of a tea spoon on her forehead both nipples and her belly button u kiss those areas until you reach between her thighs now there that’s where you gonna have to work with your tongue make sure the weekend trilogy is playing in the background.
From here on out its up to you how you guys proceed (make sure the magic happens )
then after the magic happened
play some ed shereen again to ease the mood
I advice you guys to take a bath/shower together then get cozy and tell her how beautiful she is and serenade her like kid cudi.
no doubt she’ll keep coming back 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
summary of all the stuff you’ll need
give me feedback on how it went ?enjoy 😉
hy everybody how are you doing today? its been a while since we’ve been posting hey? well cheer up were back for good now 2017 we sharing as much content as possible , so there’s something to smile about on a blue Monday.
what is our subject today well its the latest playlist of my most played music on my device please don’t sleep on these artists my request is for you to stop listening to too much radio music and just stay online surfing these artists I mean that’s how I got to discover most of these artist *NB
starting of the tables
this a hip hop duo all the way from the rainbow nation ( RSA )…they’ve been outchea pushing their stuff for quite a while now they got cameos on that Sawce music video by Frank casino ft Priddy Ugly YouTube it fam , pratrickXXLee featured them on his singles Punk shit and Wrong one (music video is hella lit by the way ) and now they dropped champain Bro this joint is hella even BELAIRE the champagne brand had to recognise and from my sources I hear they dropping the music video soon so look out for that.
one of my favourite Tsonga entertainers I ain’t gonna say rapper because homie is also a producer and host events and manages them too….but yeah this brother is definitely a definition of PUSHING I’ve been bumping his stuff lowkey and I have to say mxm whatever is coming his way which is success of course he deserves all of it this brother has been hustling yho….He has been on radio stations promoting events for a while now, he even got to perform his version of hell nah with the man himself NASTY C now tell me if that’s not a booster for your CV?? more like 5points out of 10…
homie is also shooting a music video so lookout for that .
probably my favourite south African vocalist. ..His EP of course Backseat Galaxy which most of yall are sleeping on is Booming it’s too wavy, too delicious, to nice and too much just go to your iTunes or Play store and search for it,just know I told you so.
my views on the homie ?uhm I’d say his a fusion of Frank ocean,The weekend and 6lack but nah i don’t wanna give you high expectations Wena all you have to do is Google the kid.
CAVA THE COMBO
ah my group. …They already dropped an EP with 5 tracks lol you should listen to the outro it’s too brazy. Well this is another Duo but they too wavy because music is not the only focus for them they do designs, artworks, clothing directing and photography well these are a summary of some of the cool stuff they do . But they still on the come up trying to coqouer the streets of Gaunteng and South Africa as a whole for taking over the world look just go online and look for them .
No disappointments here.
I wonder how would this guy feel if I called him a fuckboy who fucks with alotta La flame sound? mmmh but anyway the kid is fresh after I bumped Overseas and Grow Up i had to recommend him to my friends and yes he did not disappoint cause his shit is way to wavy , trippy man its just too much. I really wonder if we will ever receive music videos for these singles because they are really really good and by the way Champagne69 put me on this kid just go to instagram or sound cloud you’ll find him.
look man there’s plenty of artist to mention
but I had to choose my most played bruh Wena just stay online and forget that radio stuff “coz 90% of what they play is” garbage.